If God made man in his image, and men have reproductive organs, why does God have them?

seriously, this is a bit weird, but he made men with bits because he had bits, and then made woman as an afterthought, which actually makes propogation of the human race infintely more realistic. But these are reproductive organs, why does God need reproductive organs? What does he do with them? Does he urinate? I guess not because he's omnipotent and religion has always abhored bodily fluids.